Amigurami not Agaumenti

So heads up, I cannot crochet. I can like barely knit. But my sister is very talented and awesome so I will be talking her into making me a Crookshanks to join my Patchirisu. There are a lot of amazing potter themed amigurumi around but I’ve tried to only include ones with free patterns so […]

The Golden Trio

Prisoner of Azkaban

Anyway it is time to get back to what this blog is all about. Picking holes in the things I love. 1. All the O.W.Ls Much of the plot of The Prisoner of Azkaban hinges on time travel. JK Rowling has already addressed the inherent problems with using time turners, “I went far too light-heartedly […]

Hagrid with Pink Umbrella

The Pink Umbrella

We all know what happens when your wand breaks, every spell you attempt ends up hilariously backfiring and causing you to throw up slugs.You can’t fix a broken wand (unless you have the elder wand) and if you commit a crime serious enough to get you kicked out of Hogwarts you have your wand snapped. […]

Not a Flaw: Draco Malfoy and the Veelas

Have you heard this one? Draco Malfoy is apparently part Veela because he is blonde, presumably. Because God knows you can’t just have unusual colouring. Firstly I’d like to address an interesting side question, presumably there must be male Veela? Fleur is only part Veela though the Veela genes seem to dominate in her family. […]

The Unknowable Room – The Burrow Edition

I think I’ve explained before that I currently lack a complete set of Harry Potter books (and yes it is a bit like missing a limb) which is why my niggle worrying has been less frequent of late. Anyway on to today’s little mystery. I’m sure you remember our first introduction to the Burrow. Ron, Fred and […]