Professor Lockhart

Ask Lockhart: or How I can solve all your problems with my magic wand. (Part three)

I professor Lockhart am here to solve all your magical problems with a swift application of magical me! Today’s letter is from a young man worried about his blood status and the terrible creature roaming the school. Dear Professor Lockhart, I am so scared that I’m going to be attacked by Slytherin’s monster. I’ve got […]

It’s the Harry Potter Christmas Quiz! (Books 1 – 3)

 Q1) How many Christmases does Harry spend at Hogwarts? a) Three b) Four c) Five Q2) Which of these does not decorate the Great Hall in the Order of the Pheonix? a) Golden bubbles b) Tiny icicles c) Shining stars Q3)  Harry’s first Weasley jumper is: a) Emerald green b) Blue with a yellow ‘H’ c) […]

The Chamber’s Secrets

1) “There is one major exception to the general magical aversion to Muggle technology, and that is the car (and, to a lesser extent, motorbikes and trains). Prior to the introduction of the International Statute of Secrecy, wizards and Muggles used the same kind of everyday transport: horse-drawn carts and sailing ships among them. The […]

Harry Potter and the Closet of Horrors

Today I need to do important real life things so here is a very old fan fiction. Now I’m probably going back to twitter when I should be reparo-ing my life. It was Harry Potter’s 7th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and he was once again lurking in the girl’s toilets. This […]

The Riddle Voldemort

It is established that each part of Voldemort’s soul is unaware of what is happening to the other parts. Ginny has to tell Riddle the story of Voldemort, ‘Well you see, Ginny told me all about you, Harry,’ said Riddle. ‘Your whole fascinating history.’ And when Voldemort returned he was unaware of what had happened […]

Ask Lockhart or How I can solve all your problems with my magic wand.

Q: Dear Professor Lockhart, I have a crush on this guy, I think I’m in love with him. I can hardly speak when I’m near him, I blush and I drop things. He must think I’m an idiot. If that wasn’t bad enough, he’s older than me and he’s famous and popular and really good at Quidditch […]