Amigurami not Agaumenti

So heads up, I cannot crochet. I can like barely knit. But my sister is very talented and awesome so I will be talking her into making me a Crookshanks to join my Patchirisu. There are a lot of amazing potter themed amigurumi around but I’ve tried to only include ones with free patterns so […]

The Golden Trio

Prisoner of Azkaban

Anyway it is time to get back to what this blog is all about. Picking holes in the things I love. 1. All the O.W.Ls Much of the plot of The Prisoner of Azkaban hinges on time travel. JK Rowling has already addressed the inherent problems with using time turners, “I went far too light-heartedly […]

Dress like a Hufflepuff

I know Star Wars is getting all the high fashion attention (as seen here http://jezebel.com/another-star-wars-themed-collection-hits-the-fashion-we-1524377142 and here http://jezebel.com/rodartes-fall-winter-collection-is-star-wars-themed-1520701042) But I want us to all take a moment to contemplate how awesome Black Milk is? Queary what is 60 Australian Dollars in money? It’s like 1 Galleon and I can buy the lot right?

Hagrid with Pink Umbrella

The Pink Umbrella

We all know what happens when your wand breaks, every spell you attempt ends up hilariously backfiring and causing you to throw up slugs.You can’t fix a broken wand (unless you have the elder wand) and if you commit a crime serious enough to get you kicked out of Hogwarts you have your wand snapped. […]