Professor Lockhart

Ask Lockhart: or How I can solve all your problems with my magic wand. (Part three)

I professor Lockhart am here to solve all your magical problems with a swift application of magical me! Today’s letter is from a young man worried about his blood status and the terrible creature roaming the school. Dear Professor Lockhart, I am so scared that I’m going to be attacked by Slytherin’s monster. I’ve got […]

Harry Potter and the Closet of Horrors

Today I need to do important real life things so here is a very old fan fiction. Now I’m probably going back to twitter when I should be reparo-ing my life. It was Harry Potter’s 7th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and he was once again lurking in the girl’s toilets. This […]

Ask Lockhart or How I can solve all your problems with my magic wand.

Q: Dear Professor Lockhart, I have a crush on this guy, I think I’m in love with him. I can hardly speak when I’m near him, I blush and I drop things. He must think I’m an idiot. If that wasn’t bad enough, he’s older than me and he’s famous and popular and really good at Quidditch […]